mental notes
4:30 p.m.
man, if these damn people from marks and morgan call me again about this payment shit i'm gonna just let them have it. i already told this bitch i wouldn't have the money until january and then she gonna threaten me and say she'll come take her jewelry back bitch please! i would like to see her take the watch off of this arm. i guess i'll just shoot them these $60 to keep them from calling me the rest of the month. (goes inside the store, pays the bill, headed to work). damn, that was quicker than i thought, and the guy in there was cool too. that's wussup. but now i don't feel like going to work and then my manager is closing tonight so i might be late getting to the club and shit! fuck man! but i need the money so i might as well go ahead and clock in.
5:30
damn man, it's only five thirty! that means i have another hour and 1/2 to go before i can take my first break. then these people are getting on my damn nerves. what the fuck does this lady want and why is she standing behind me? doesn't she see that i'm doing something right now. i should go ahead and take my break and act like i don't see her ass since she's acting like i'm supposed to acknowledge her. folks these days! then she's looking for this talapia that's right in front of her- this the shit i be talking bout (and yes i did mean to use incorrect english on purpose, remember these are mental thoughts).
7:00
whew! i made it to break time. i really don't know what the hell i'm so excited about because i only have a dollor, but at least it's enough to get me one of these cinnamon rolls and and a dr. pepper. i should come up with a drink and name it professor salt, but mine would be clear. hmmmmm! damn this soda is strong, but i need it! fuck man, my break is over already?! i think i'm gonna take another five minutes. we better get out of here on time too because i gotta meet my people so we can get to the club before they stop letting n.i.g.g.a.s in for free. i need all of my dollars to buy me some drinks *brain fart*.
9:00
damn we got off of work early. i guess they knew i had plans tonight and if one more person stops me while i'm walking to my car i just may drive back up here and run over their asses. don't they see me walking swiftly? don't they know that when someone does that it means that they are in a hurry? maybe it's just me. i gotta shower real quick when i get to the house cause i smell like freezer/cooler and i gotta get me a shot of that Paul before we leave. can't spend all of my damn money at the bar!
12:30
oh man i think i'm gonna have a hangover in the morning. oh shit, let me move out of the way. it's funny how these girls go crazy over this stupid ass laffy taffy song. but what the hell, i may as well go out here too. besides, all of my friends are out here and i'm not about to be stuck in the middle of the dance floor. this is a good party song though! lol.
2:30
oh man i think i drank too much being that i have to get up in the morning to make it to my 9:00 class. and i'm hungry as hell right now! i wonder what we have in the fridge. i might as well get some of this red kool-aid and call it a night. it's been a long day already. plus there isn't anything on tv anyway.
2:45
*** sound asleep ***
1 Comments:
hilarimous. that is a word.. i made it up. that shit was funny greg... that whole professor salt thing is a novel idea. it should taste like sprite and rum or some shit that way we could sell it at the club and make a killin'.
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